Like my life, this blog has no direction
NYO is a collection of thoughts about art, crafts, music, food and life in general. It’s my journal, progress report, and portfolio rolled into one. Sit back and enjoy the show.
Hi, my name is Kathy. I’m a 21 year old college student with a major in Marketing and Finance and a minor in Digital Media. I have the mental capacity of a 12 year old. I like to make dumb jokes, please forgive me. Food makes me happy, especially cake. I have too many hobbies to keep track of. I like to make lists to the point where it’s almost obsessive. I’m also incredibly strong and good looking.
How can I be as awesome as you?
Scientists believe that dangerously high levels of awesomeness are inherent traits that cannot be replicated or manufactured in any way. Therefore it is nearly impossible to be like me unless you are me.
I would like to give you a million dollars. How would I do so?
Easy! First make sure the money is in unmarked one-dollar bills in a steel bulletproof brief case. Fly to these coordinates (25N 71W) where there will be a row boat waiting for you. On the boat there will be a flashlight, dental floss, a half eaten burrito, and a special edition VHS of the Breakfast Club. If not, you are on the wrong boat. Await further instructions.
Someone just copied that extremely revolutionary innovative thing you invented. What should I do?
Call the thought police!
* Questions may not be frequent… or asked.
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